Wednesday, 1 July 2009

I really love this weather. It's humid as hell, like the inside of a sauna, and there's no sun to have to shield your eyes from. When i step outside in this type of weather, i like to pretend one of two things - that i'm wearing a huge, fluffy jumper and it's actually the middle of winter; or that i'm on holiday, somewhere beautiful, and that i'm leaving town for the day to explore the sights, when really i'm going to or coming from work.

As much as i love snuggling up during the Autumn, i think i equally enjoy the privilege of not having to throw a jacket on everytime i walk out the door, like you usually would, living in Scotland. This surely has been the best summer in a good couple of years. At least since i was 14, i think. I remember feeling that the summer would last forever back then, in a good way, of course. Because it was the summer holidays, and we were only kids, every day was pretty much the same. You'd get up mid morning, watch some TV, eat a little, then go out. K and i used to head down to the local park (when i say 'park', it was just an expanse of grass with swings like bookends, and a climbing frame in the middle. Of course there was a small river, or 'burn', running along side it) then later in the afternoon, as it got hotter, we'd buy these huge torpedo-like ice-poles and head back to the park. Then we'd maybe head to hers to listen to some music. At night, i'd go round to hers and we'd mess about on the internet (usually searching google for 'hot men' - not in the pervy way of course - which for her would be the latest pop star or wrestler, and for me it'd be an actor or tennis player - most likely Pete Sampras).

If it was a weekend and i was staying with her, we'd watch WWF, play daft teenage games, watch a movie, listen to music, put makeup on her little brother for shits and giggles, then she'd talk me to sleep. The next day, we'd get ready and her mum would make us a lunch of rolls on peanut butter and a pint glass of full fat milk each (i miss the days of any lactose at all...*sad face*).

I do really miss those days. After years of speeding through every single day since then, i'm actually starting to slow down (in my mind at least) and consider each day as it passes. I'm more contented now whereas in the past, doing nothing for an entire day meant a wasted day.

Man, i love the summer.

Sunday, 28 June 2009

The Inmates only performed this yesterday, having trained for 10 hours, after hearing that Michael Jackson had passed. It's really quite sad...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OK25cfzdTTg


And also, another version of Thriller: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-mv9Hv9MeXQ

YouTube-ophile

Tis Sunday morning. Tis bleak and mingin' outside. Tis time for more coffee. Tis time i inform you i am still excited about having seen The Hangover last night.

My gawd, Hangover is easily one of the best movies i've seen in quite some time. I had expected it to be just like any other bachelor party-esque movie (we only really went to the pictures because no one had the money to go to the pub and since we all work there, we get in for free!) but it was so much more than that. The characters added to the film in their own unique ways rather than being just generic and utterly forgettable faces that got drunk, can't remember and are almost late for the wedding. And the movie contained more funny parts than the trailer did, for once! Seriously, if you get a chance to see this film before it disappears for a while, do it!!!!!

I've decided that today will be the beginning of YouTube-ophile. Every week (or as often as i can) i'm going to try and post a YouTube video that takes my fancy or just catches my eye. This week i'm going to post two and shock! Horror! They're both Michael Jackson related. I wasn't a massive fan of his music - i'm more a fan of the Jackson 5. Don't get me wrong, the majority of his solo work was pretty incredible, but i just preferred the Jackson 5. So, here are both my favourite Jacksons 5 song in video format, and what must be the best dance routine of all time, performed by the inmantes of the CPDRC.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sVSYJXpD2_E - I Want You Back

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hMnk7lh9M3o - Thriller by CPDRC

(I did try to 'embed' these but i haven't a scooby how to!)

Friday, 19 June 2009

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Since when did 'fruit pudding' start to sound like 'haggis'?!?! The butcher-shop woman has just ruined my frickin' dinner.

Thursday, 18 June 2009

Bitching Day

A Water Block plaster blocks a helluva lot of water, as it turns out. Tonight was swimming night. I think i may have got off on the wrong foot with it though. I arrived at the pool in a bad mood and this seemed to intensify when:

  1. The slow swimmers kept getting in my way

  2. The breadth swimmers kept getting in my way and expected me to manoeuvre round them

  3. The competitive bitches decided to swim up in my face (out of all the other lanes in that damned pool they decided encroach upon my goddam space) so they could bolt past me and simultaneously splash so much water in my direction that at one point all i was doing was inhaling the stuff.

The latter were the most annoying. I would have exceeded my target of 40 lengths tonight had it not been for those assholes. As soon as the 40th length was done, i got the hell out of there. I didn't even enjoy washing my hair when i got out of the pool either. Damn those Competitive Bitches.

So anyways, i have a half day tomorrow because my frickin' work messed up. Well, they didn't actually mess up and i'm not really that disappointed about having a half day...i'm just in one of those moods where, for most of the day, i've managed to find fault with everything....except my hairdresser, that is! I had a hair trim this morning - i'm still trying to grow it out so it just needed a bit of re-shaping - and i'm goddam well loving it! And my hairdresser, she's awesome. I stumbled upon her by accident really - my usual hairdresser was on maternity leave and my dad had mentioned that a few of the newly qualified ladies at his usual salon were doing a special where you could get a cut and dye for £22, which is damned cheap these days. So i went for it, and she did a brilliant job!

Also, as previously mentioned, weekend photo's of the buddies i miss:







Matt-U, Me and Chiz-Home The back of Loo, Kris & John-John



How much water will a Water Block plaster block??

Tuesday, 16 June 2009

Cue....Fast Post!

  • I think i enjoy not consuming alcohol better than getting drunk at the weekend...that's not to say alcohol isn't fun, but i tend to enjoy the taste more. Plus, drunkeness doesn't ever tend to lost it's novelty as i do it so little!
  • I re-potted my first plant at the weekend! My Bromeliad, that i think i am going to name Chéri (French pronounciation only, please)...
  • After hanging in with two particular friends at the weekend (amongst others)(photo's to come), i've come to realise how much i actually miss them. I get to work with one of them nearly every weekend but i'd sooo enjoy seeing them more in social settings
  • I think i'm getting closer to my running target and if i keep going this way i may actually decide to run for Strathcarron Hospice in their 10K race in October
  • I frickin' love exercising
  • I frickin' hate burning the candle at both ends so with that, i'm off to sleep so i can get up again in 6 hours